Comedy Of The Day: Read

A man filed for a divorce and the case is brought before the court. The Magistrate asked the man his reasons for filing for divorce

Man: My wife asked me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash kitchen utensils and clothes.

Magistrate: So…what is the problem in that? Just warm up the garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them, your eyes won’t burn. Before washing utensils, just immerse them in water for ten minutes, then they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes, soak them in water for half an hour. All the stains will go away and your hands won’t get tired.

Man: I understand my Lord. I would like to withdraw my petition.

Magistrate: what have you understood?

Man: that your condition is worse than mine.

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